Frilly Pastel Thong Taught A Lesson

Hey 👋 there, welcome to my profile were everyone is welcome 🥰 (you gotta share the love in this day and age!!)

Let me tell you a little about myself.

♡My name is Lauren and I’m from Belfast, Northern Ireland and yes unfortunately I have the accent. 🇬🇧🇬🇧

♡ I’m 29 years old but don’t look a day before 80 👵👵

♡Im 5ft 3inchs (slightly vertically challenged but I get by) 📏📏

♡I have red hair and am currently still growning it out from going baldy 😊👈that’s me bald incase you were wondering 🫣 but luckily its growing well 🧔‍♀️ and is now layered and below my shoulders with a full fringed at the front.

♡ I have green eyes that are fond of the oul eyeliner, I’m rarely recognised without my wings 🧚‍♀️

♡ I’m a size 12 to 14 and the only way to describe me would be that I go in the out out which is basically a polite way of saying I have a small waist and a massive arse. 😅


♡ I have had 3 babies soo unfortunately my tummy does soo the effects of having squatters but you never know my luck i might get my tummy tuck one of these fine fangled days.

♡ I work in the hospital as a senior nursing soo I’m constantly on my feet for all my sins… and it appears there’s quite alot!!

FUN FACT :- On an average 13 hour shift I do 19650 steps that’s 13km and roughly 9 miles 🦵🦵but lets no be under any illusions my legs don’t look lik those.

♡ I do have a boyfriend after making my escape from a previous psycho. He will be helping me to create some of my naughtier items for sell if you catch my drift 😉

♡I love to be spoilt with jammies and anything with a nice smells feel absolutely naked without purfume soo I’ve toom the liberty of adding my amazon wishlist just to chance my arm 🙃

♡My feet are a size 4 uk 37 eu and 6 us and been with me for all my life.

♡I'm certainly not one who is a stranger to a hollow boar needle and have quite a few pricing mainly my ears

That’s enough about me … and let’s have a look what I can do for you. 😘😘
I don't want this to be a simple cash transaction. I want to be an experience where you have full control over what you receive.

You are the most important person in this transaction, so please let me be your, Fairy knicker Mother 🧚‍♀️

All products are worn by yours truly 😘 could these pants be in coming through your letter box soo you can receivethe blissful smell of my sexy pheromones
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Just to give me to bit of a run down of what you can expect to begin and the type of item I'm going to be selling. Soo buckle yourself in 😜

I would also lik to cover somthings that will never consider. They include:-

♡ Meeting up in person.
♡ Private video chats on wattsapp Skype ect.
♡Starting or being interested in a relationship.

I can appreciate some people may be shy and find it hard to message me first soo give me a wee follow and I’ll drop you text when I get a chance.

I hope you have enjoyed hearing about me and thanks for taking the time to read my profile and hopefully it will be a pleasure doing business with you!!
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