Victoria’s Secret Thong

Tired of boring old underwear? Look no further! I'm your friendly neighborhood panty purveyor, here to spice up your drawers (and maybe your life). As a 23-year-old slender woman with a knack for door-to-door sales (and sweaty palms), I've perfected the art of selling more than just fabric.

For a mere $20, you can own a piece of my personal history. And if you're feeling a little frisky, I'm happy to add a personal touch (or two) for an extra fee. For $30 I will m*sturb*te in them, or for $40 I’ll also include a Polaroid photo. I also offer c*mmed on panties and special requests. Think of it as a one-of-a-kind collectible that'll have your neighbors green with envy.

But wait, there's more! Need something a little more... *manly*? My partner is standing by to fulfill all your naughty needs. So whether you're looking for a pair of pre-owned panties or a custom-made fet**h item, we've got you covered.

Just remember, our prices are negotiable (especially if you're willing to barter with a particularly interesting proposition). So come on down, and let's get this show on the road!