SPH: Clit Mastery Lessons - Prerequisite "Homework" Before Lesson #1

Do you have a small dick?
Like itty bitty clitty small dick?
Nope. You have a clit.

Let me teach you to embrace the reality that you have a clit, however disgustingly misshapen it may be, rather than a dick. A clit is actually a nice, miraculous thing!

Yes, I originally designed these materials for someone named David.
Your shrunken itty bitty dick is not worthy of having me recreate these materials.
You don't deserve it.
You're lucky I engage with you at all.

Here's your Prerequisite Clit Mastery Assignment.
Professor Ginger Phoenix insists you read it before we proceed any further.

Lesson Plan:
1. Send me a photo of your misshapen itty bitty clitty dick. 5$ Disgust Tax required.
2. Read this PDF (Instant Pic set) of my "Clit Dick Directions" assignment.
3. Once complete, proceed to watch the first Video Lesson: Clit Mastery Lesson #1.

There is hope. You can learn to embrace your weird little clit.
Just remember: You do not have a dick. You have a clit.

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