Holy F*ck Clit Toy Sucker Vibrator

Did someone say MILF/GILF? You found me. That’s right! I'm a dirty old bird who’s been around the block a time or two. Let’s be real. You’ll never have the chance to fill me with your hot tool, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get into my pants.

I’m happy to share my pungent juices with you. I’m starting off with panties and stockings and will be adding more variety and treasures to tease your eyes and feed your kink.

Sure I could share all s**y, silky britches, but wouldn’t you rather also have some MILF and GILF undies with a cotton crotch/gusset so they hold all my tantalizing nectar better? They won’t all be granny panty style, as variety is the spice of life.

About me: I’m a 60ish year old curvy, inked Midwest gal with a big caboose and healthy gams, 5’5” tall, 150ish weight (+/-), size 8.5 shoe. Some find me attractive.

As for play, I’m a lifestyler, definitely not vanilla, and enjoy the submissive role. Being watched gets me wet. The thought of you getting off with my unmentionables gets me even wetter`.

c*m on, throw me a bone. I won’t jerk you ‘round. My goal is to stick it to you and have you lapping it up.

**Pet-free, smoke-free home.

💝 My panties, stockings, and bras, are worn a minimum of 24 hours and start at $25, shipped for $5 (US only), vacuum sealed, 1 proof of wear photo, discreet packaging. Custom tailored to your liking with Add-ons.
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Dirty Old Bird Extras, five dollah with hollah:
➡️ Extra Day/s: $5 per
➡️ Diddle/rub one out in them: $5
➡️ No wipe/piddle dribble: $5

If there’s another add-on that turns you on, not mentioned 👆🏻, I’m happy to consider it.

HONORS:
🥇1st Place AtwSkintights**y

🚫Hard Limits – I am NOT open to:
⛔️Revealing my ident*ty by showing my full face or ink
⛔️Accepting payment other than what’s listed
⛔️Video or phone chat – discretion is the name of the game here

It's all about having discrete fun without pa**ing judgement. I'm here dear to be your fantasy Dirty Old Bird.

Your MILF / GILF Next Door.