Name: D*ck Rating...
Brand: Harpytalons
SKU: ATW021228431
Price: 50.00 USD
Availability: InStock

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Harpytalons

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I specialize in Humiliation and Degradation, but I'm also more than capable of crafting you an honest rating or perhaps you'd like praise?

My overall style has been noted as coming across a bit satirical, but I mean every word I write.

Looking for something unique and different? Check out my special listings for d*ck poems, haikus, naming your d*ck, and more.

Delivery for d*ck rates may take up to 4 business days. A lot of thought is put into them. While a quick turn around is nice for some, consider this... I will be thinking about your d*ck that entire time. And there is something is to be said for Antici.....

....pation.

Your rating will be sent as a commemorative printable PDF, as well as text in an email. Print and proudly display your rating for all to see.

The rules for a "cla**ic" rating:
- You may send up to 5 photos of your d*ck
- I will craft a thoughtful rating of at least 2 paragraphs on several parameters depending on the style of rating you choose.
- 🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈 Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns.
If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His.
- This is about your genitalia, not mine. I may or may not include descriptions of what a hypothetical partner may or may not experience with your d*ck, but it will be based mostly on you.

You may choose:
- Honest: A compliment sandwich. Choose how you want it to end (high note/low note)

- Humiliation: A brutal and verbose rating. Please communicate boundaries after purchase.

- Praise: Read this and walk away feeling like a first-rate c*cksman.

After you receive your rating please know that we're done with the transaction. I do not offer JOI, S*xting, Etc. I do not want to be messaged unless it's for a further paid service.

50.00 USD 500

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Erotic Poetry Erotica D*ck Naming D*ck Rating D*ck Praise Sph Humiliation Praise Unique D*ck Penis Rating Penis Honest Honest Rating Rating Name Naming

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Just a harpy showing off her talons. I like my toes in the sand, snow, or dirt, connected to the earth and sea. I'm barefoot almost always, which means my feet are perfectly imperfect, i.e. wear and tear, and calluses. Shoes of choice: flipflops or comfy boots, although I can pull off the occasional heel. Foot Size: US 11 Wide

Ok, so I'm mostly into posting feet content, because I have feet, and they're giant, and I think making the content is super fun and I like weirding the neighbors out (making things awkward is LIFE). The rest of this place tho... omg... you guys....

About me: I'm overweight but "on the journey" and 30lbs down so far, but still pretty fluffy. I was 265, and now I'm 230. My bra size is a tight 40DDD, but I still try to cram them into DD bras.

I'm a X-lennial meaning I can remember a time before internets and cell phones. I'm way closer to 40 than 50. I'm told I look 39. Grew up with conservative parents but now my blonde hair is blue (or purple or pink or green or orange) hair and I have tattoos I regret. I unironically love Fall Out Boy and Jim Croce. My eyes are blue and there up here, damn it. Self portrait: 👁👄👁

I'm laid back and friendly. Sometimes funny. I can offer BFF (best friends forever) type experiences, but you'll forever be in the friend zone. I'm a social lover of expensive bourbon/whiskey/scotch, craft beers, and PBR. Matt Berry is my current celebrity crush.

I love my husband but he would be mortified if he found out that I was on here selling my used granny panties and honestly I think that's funny as all hell. I love him and respect *most* of his boundaries though so I will never show my face, I will never make nude content, and I will never talk dirty to you. I'm awkward AF though so honestly that's probably for the best, unless you like long weird pauses then laughing in your face.

I'm into spiritual and psychedelic experiences, nerdy sh*t, but I work too much to be in-the-know.

If you wanna pay my rent I could learn to be an awkward Findom. I have no experience and it will likely be awkward, but heck, my rent will be paid wont it?

ALLERGY INFO:
My house has pets.
I like to eat things that contain peanuts.
I don't smoke, don't wear perfume, barely wear deodorant
I do burn expensive incense (not that blue box nag champa sh*it...)

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