⚠️⚠️IMPORTANT NOTICE⚠️⚠️
Due to shipping costs going up, all small packages will now have a $5 shipping charge and all shoes and large packages will have a $10 shipping charge added on. I will take this notice down when I have been able to update the shop. Thank you for understanding! 10/22/2024
Hello! I'm Porcelain. Buyers, Give me a follow and I'll send you a message. Don't see what you are after, just shoot me a message and we can see what I can stir up for you. 💋 I’m here for a good time, let’s avoid mishaps in communication by keeping it fun and to the point. Embracing all my sa** and a**hattery. Must have a sense of humor or I don’t wanna work with you.
✨ Creator of #wegotjokes ✨
🍀I am about 5'1". About 145 lbs
Brunette naturally. 38 D in bra size. Med/Large in panties. I wear a size 5-6 in adult boots and heels but really I am a size 4 to 5 in shoes. I have tiny feet.
I am a smoker.
I do have several pets.
A little about me: I live in the desert. It’s a lot of dirt and heat out here so it’s easy to work up a sweat. I do occasionally visit the gym for the treadmill. I have a Dark Academia vibe. I often get mistaken for being goth. I just really like the dark aesthetic. I am more of a rough and tumble girl from the country than a girly princess. I guess you could call me “ the crazy b**ch next door”. Though I do love an occasional pampering and getting my hair and nails done. I do love lingerie and letting out my inner s**y Goddess but in my daily life, I’d rather wear boots than high heels but I have a few lying around that I shine up for those dress up occasions. I am open to creative play and opportunities. I love getting to know people and trying new things.
I love sa** and sarcasm. I am not for the faint of heart if you are easily offended. Recovering nice girl. I no longer give out free emotional support.
💦Kinky things to know about me:💦
I am a squirter.
My pu**y is not a yogurt machine. My panties are not crusty after 24 hour wear time.
I love compliments and love hearing about how I rile you up.
I love hearing about how my items have satisfied you and even better if I get to see it.
Love a good, friendly brat sparring.
Love quirky roleplays and a good sense of humor. Let's get weird together.
I do have someone for the occasional condom, stinky couples socks and such, but really you should consider me solo. LOL
I absolutely love what I do but I won't give out free kink talk or s**ting. I'm silly, not stupid. Make a purchase and I am much more willing to go above and beyond to play and engage.
🎲🕹🎯I love playing games on the dashboard! All games are for everyone. Buyers and sellers.🎯🕹🎲
🎼🎸 I love music! 🎶 So if you see my hashtag:
💋 #porcelainsplaylist it means my game is running! Guess the name of the song and the band to 3 sets of lyrics and win a prize.
Can't wait to see you playing! ⭐ ✨
💋 #riddlemethis is another fun hashtag game I play. Answer 3 riddles with the correct answer and win a prize.
👅💦 I often make up new dashboard games to get some interaction going and let loose. I like getting to know people. These are funsies and often do not win a prize.
🖤💖😈😈 I am proud to be in an amazing collab group of sellers. Our group has been working together since August 2022. It's an amazing group collaboration project. We call it the Temple. Ask me about it. You can interact with me, download content, play games and more!! My personal content within The Temple varies in level of nudity and benefits you get. Everything in The Temple is downloadable and for you to save easily.
I also offer google drive videos and custom content. You just have to ask.
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👅 I love creative play! Let's get you a one of a kind bundle or kit. I am a Domme leaning switch and offer Dominant services. I like to play the bratty sub though and am willing to create custom experiences around that.
🛑*** I will treat everyone with kindness and respect until we have agreed otherwise. I do not degrade off the bat and certainly do not feel it's appropriate to do so without a conversation first. I have written many blogs about why I feel this way and why I absolutely take my job seriously. I thoroughly enjoy the kinky world but wish for it to be a safe space for everyone. I do not judge, but I do have my own limits. I am fairly open and friendly and love exploring with new people.
🌞 ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS
🚫 I don't like being approached being called baby or babe right away. It's a turn off. I enjoy good chat and a laugh before you use pet names on me. I'm likely to call you hun and that's an acceptable pet name. Respect my boundaries. I want to respect yours.
🛑 Hard boundaries: I don't like being called degrading names. I don’t do incest content, race play, vomit or gagging, not a fan of sp*t, will not say your name in masturbation videos, must have clear boundaries for CNC play, I don’t do s**ualized play with Littles. 🛑
****US shipping is included in your purchase price for items in my shop. Outside the US I will need to add an additional shipping cost. I ship out packages about 2 days a week. Shipping costs for the US are generally included in all my prices. (except the rare occasion and it will be stated in the listing that shipping cost is extra for heavy items.) ****
📧 What to expect when getting a package from me 📧
🥰I keep in contact the entire time up until you receive the package and the order has been completed.
😘I always send a thank you card with kisses and a spritz of my enchanting perfume. I often like to add personal touches and goodies to packages.
😈I always bag and vacuum seal every package. For optimum freshness.
😋I will always give you tracking for your items.
😁I include a Google drive link for all your photos and videos. (Though The Temple is better, ALWAYS)
😏All packages are discreet. I provide tracking for every package.
💋 I sell to both sellers and buyers!!
I take great care to provide amazing quality packages! I love knowing that you were oh so satisfied with every item! I often include goodies and handwritten items. If you would like a discreet package with no extras please just let me know. 💜 💋
💜 Give a follow on IG: Porcelainwitch23
💖💖💖I take tips and payments
I will never use PP as a payment option again but feel free to use my other options.
CashApp: $porcelainwitch23
Amazon Gift cards:
[email protected] ( I take amazon gift cards sometimes, just ask)
Kinkcoins for small purchases and tips. I have a couple fun vanilla games available for kinkcoin purchase as well that go straight to paying my membership here. You can also purchase my premade digital content with coins. And the instant content available on my page. 😊
⚠ I no longer use K!K as D!scord is a much more effective platform for messaging, downloading content and is pretty much superior in every way. In my humble opinion.
Personal life goals:
🫦To finish my back tattoo (I am tired of hiding it lmao)
😍I bought a house! I am now renovating that house. Most of the money I make from this site goes to my many renovation projects to create the home of my dreams.
I love science, plants, animals, space, music, art, books, deep talks and debates. I am an artist. I love to paint, scribble sketches, and sculpt with polymer clay.
⚠️ ⚠️ If I find that you have copied my products and ideas without credit you will be reported and possibly end up in jar for awhile ( witch humor, if you know, you know). 💜 Share the love and give credit where it's due. All content I share and create are for use by you and on ATW and not to be shared otherwise. I do believe in karma and consider it shady and stealing. Much love and stay kinky. 😘😘
Send me a message with #iearnedmycookie and see what magick happens.
