Ahhhhhh Real Monsters Socks

Hi there! I’m Zoey Jade, 36 years old, curvy, thicc, milf, boss during the day and your panty dealer at night 😘

I love everything pin up and have done various professional pin up shoots. I love going to burlesque shows and exploring sexuality. I also love crafting (etsy junkie support small biz) and eating ice cream.

Memes are my love language send me aaaaalllll the memes!

I love being apart of the panty side hustle and get off on others wanting my panties 😘 I like making custom videos and getting to know my guys.

Don't see something listed? Ask me! Fetish friendly 😜

My panties wont disappoint 😘 I’m extra creamy and my panties come vacuum sealed for freshness. Always washed in tide free and clear, only scent you will receive is me 😘 Shipping is always prompt. Free shipping to the USA but am open to shipping to other countries.

Upfront payment is required before starting any order. Absolutely no refunds once an order has started.

Add-ons available:
$10 for each additional day up to three days❤
$15 for each additional days over three
$10 for self play 😘
$20 for Tenga Egg 🥚
$3 Custom Pictures 📷
$3 a minute custom video 🎥
$15 for play with male partner 🍆👅

I also offer custom videos, photo sets, live cam chat, gfe, dick ratings, sph, femdom, tasks, sissy mentoring, key holding, and am open to requests 🎤

Turn ons: Burlesque, Lace, Alphas, being spoiled, being worshipped, beards, sexy accents, and a great sense of humor- bonus points for great memes.

Turn offs: being called mommy, not being respected, haggling, stage 5 clingers.

Don't be shy - get in my DM's 💋

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