Is Your D*ck Bigger Than My Aubergine Or Is It Pathetic? C*m Here For D*ck Ratings!

Does Your d*ck match up to the size of my aubergine? Or it's so miniscule I need to get a magnifying gla**?

Let me give you my expert opinion.

Please tell me how you want to be treated from the options below:

1. Please Humilate Me Publicly (e.g on the dash)
2. Please Humilate Me Privately
3. Praise my glorious d*ck
4. Just be honest about it

Then please select how you wish to be rated:

1. A simple rating out of 1/10 - £3
2. A written paragraph- £5
3. An Audio voice note - £8
4. A video featuring my Aubergine prerecorded & in undies - £15
5. A video featuring my Aubergine on live cam & undies- £15
6. A fully naked video featuring my Aubergine (prerecorded or live cam) - £20

Then either send me 3 photos or a video of your d*ck and I will decide how to respond!

Let's have some fun!

(p.s if you are so tiny, you must pay another £5 in shrimp tax for wasting my time searching for it!)

5.00 GBP 65

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