D*ck Ratings

My other job may be as a comedy writer, but I promise that rating your d*ck is no joke. (Unless you’re into that? I do love a good d*ck joke.)

For $7, I’ll give you a 1-10 rating, plus a descriptive written paragraph of why your d*ck earned that rating.

For $10, I’ll give you the rating, paragraph, and an extra descriptive second paragraph of what I’d do with your d*ck.

Please let me know if you’re looking for praise, humiliation, or honesty. MESSAGE ME FIRST to discuss what you’re wanting. DO NOT send a pic before payment. I answer messages daily, but please see my bio for my messaging policy.

7.00 USD 70

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