Available For Written D*ck Ratings 🍆

30-something-yr old white girl, based in the UK (North Yorkshire), curvy in almost all the right places.
If all natural MILF's with a bit of extra upholstery are your thing stop by and say Hi and let's see if we can work together 😘

👗 UK 12
🍒 34D
⬆️ 5ft 6in
👠 UK 6
🪮 Blonde
👁️ Brown
🍑 Plenty
😻 Perfect

I offer mainly worn panties and thongs but if something isn't listed ask and I'll always try to help if I can...

I am happily (almost!) married and my Mr is more than happy to share me and my knicker drawer with you filthy bastards, the thought of you enjoying my soaked or c*m filled knickers turns us both on, and whilst he's happy to help me customise my wears for you, solo is also no problem. I can squirt for England so if extra juice is your thing what are you waiting for?!

We do occasionally offer custom couple content and live video calls so enquiries welcome..

I don't take myself (or you!) too seriously so be prepared for inappropriate humour and a filthy mouth but on the whole decent craic!
I rarely contact first, only if I find a profile that I genuinely think is a bit of me... I move in a circle 🍍 that is the opposite dynamic to this (men hounding women/couples) and I know what it's like to have an inbox 300+ deep and it's not a nice experience! However if you're shy just drop me a Hi and happy to take it from there!

KTG8805 is both my PP and Revolut.
Here's my Amazon wishlist if you want to be extra nice: https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/15W4HUGTAHLAG?ref_=wl_share
Who knows you might get something in return!

Now for the boring bits:
No hard sell here, if you don't want to buy then don't, I'm not going to beg. It's your loss! Yes I'm here to cushion the old savings account, but I'm also here because I'm a filthy b**ch and an attention whore who loves the thought of you getting off on a piece of me.
Not into this whole dom/sub thing, each to their own but I just don't get it - I just want everybody to have an equally good time - plenty of girls on here willing and they'd be much better at it than me!
Happy to just chat. It's for my pleasure as much as yours.. Also I've got my eye on a ridiculously expensive sofa so...

❌ No refunds
❌ No animal stuff
❌ No meeting in person