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NERDY, FLIRTY & Professional Tease. When I'm not busy juggling the chaos of mom life, I'm here.

giving you a p**k behind the curtain. Flirty, playful, and always in for a little fun, I’m living proof that moms have still got it! Catch me if you can, because this MILF loves to keep things exciting (and a bit naughty 😉). Ready to join the club? I promise to keep you coming back for more. 😏"


I do take requests, but I do not show my face unless you are a very vetted buyer from me.

Intrests:
Submissive
Dares
Squirting
Creampies
Underwear
Socks
Content
Photos
Chatting
Getting to know you and teasing

I’m a giver, pleaser, and squirter - I get off knowing someone is getting off to me 💦

Brunette 💁‍♀️
5'7” 📏
36DDD 🍈
Medium / Large 👙
Athletic/Fluffy 🍑
Inked 🖊️
7/ 7.5🦶

If you want to treat me, tip me, get my attention, or ensure a reply:
✳️ Cashapp - $FionaViper
♠️ Amazon Gift Cards
🪙 KINK coins


🚭 Smoke Free

DM me so you can tell me what you're wanting from me even if I didn't mention it 🤭

🌸Gym clothes
💋Panties, bras, socks, tights, lingerie
🌸d*ck ratings
💋Video/Audio Clips
🌸Feet content
💋Posed/requested pictures
🌸Squirting content
💋Custom video content
🌸Google drive
💋Used toys
🍋 lemonade / Squirt Vials & videos
⛓️ bondage content

Want something else? I’m open to all requests - no judgement. Will politely decline if out of my comfort zone. Let's chat and see what we can work together on 🥰

🍒 s**ting: $15-45 per session
🍒 d*ck Ratings: $5-$25 per picture
🍒 Custom Videos: $10 per minute
🍒 Toe Nail Clippings: $10
🍒 Socks: $15-20+ for 24 hr wear
🍒 Pubic Hair: $25
🍒 Small Vials: $25 (🍋, bath water, etc.)
🍒 Panties: $25-30+ for 24 hr wear
🍒 Pedicure: $150 + you pick color and a 5 minute video

All clothing purchases are sealed inside a double zipper bag immediately after wear for maximum freshness. They include a hand-written note and photo proof of wear shared with you. 💗
➕$5 each extra day
➕$5 work out
➕$10 c*m/orgasm/squirt
➕$10 stuffing
➕$15 lemonade
➕$15 custom pictures

Items are sent in discreet packaging. I will send you a message with your tracking information.
📦 $10 for flat envelopes (panties, hosiery, etc.)
📦 $15 for small boxes (jars, bulk items, etc.)

🤑 Payments need to be immediate and there are NO HOLDS.

⚠️ For my privacy I dont show my full face.
⚠️ I do not do s** cam or any live video unless you are a trusted buyer
⚠️ I do not do in person or real meets.
⚠️ I will always show proof of shipping.
⚠️ I am not responsible after shipping.
⚠️ No returns, exchanges, or refunds.

18+ ONLY🔞
All my photos, videos, content, and information on this website belong to me. I do not give permission for any of my content, items, or likeness to be shared or redistributed by an individual or ent*ty. If you use with out my consent it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal prosecution.