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NERDY, FLIRTY & Professional Tease. When I'm not busy juggling the chaos of mom life, I'm here.

giving you a p**k behind the curtain. Flirty, playful, and always in for a little fun, I’m living proof that moms have still got it! Catch me if you can, because this MILF loves to keep things exciting (and a bit naughty 😉). Ready to join the club? I promise to keep you coming back for more. 😏"


I do take requests, but I do not show my face unless you are a very vetted buyer from me.

Intrests:
Submissive
Dares
Squirting
Creampies
Underwear
Socks
Content
Photos
Chatting
Getting to know you and teasing

I’m a giver, pleaser, and squirter - I get off knowing someone is getting off to me 💦

Brunette 💁‍♀️
5'7” 📏
36DDD 🍈
Medium / Large 👙
Athletic/Fluffy 🍑
Inked 🖊️
7/ 7.5🦶

If you want to treat me, tip me, get my attention, or ensure a reply:
✳️ Cashapp - $FionaViper
♠️ Amazon Gift Cards
🪙 KINK coins


🚭 Smoke Free

DM me so you can tell me what you're wanting from me even if I didn't mention it 🤭

🌸Gym clothes
💋Panties, bras, socks, tights, lingerie
🌸d*ck ratings
💋Video/Audio Clips
🌸Feet content
💋Posed/requested pictures
🌸Squirting content
💋Custom video content
🌸Google drive
💋Used toys
🍋 lemonade / Squirt Vials & videos
⛓️ bondage content

Want something else? I’m open to all requests - no judgement. Will politely decline if out of my comfort zone. Let's chat and see what we can work together on 🥰

🍒 s**ting: $15-45 per session
🍒 d*ck Ratings: $5-$25 per picture
🍒 Custom Videos: $10 per minute
🍒 Toe Nail Clippings: $10
🍒 Socks: $15-20+ for 24 hr wear
🍒 Pubic Hair: $25
🍒 Small Vials: $25 (🍋, bath water, etc.)
🍒 Panties: $25-30+ for 24 hr wear
🍒 Pedicure: $150 + you pick color and a 5 minute video

All clothing purchases are sealed inside a double zipper bag immediately after wear for maximum freshness. They include a hand-written note and photo proof of wear shared with you. 💗
➕$5 each extra day
➕$5 work out
➕$10 c*m/orgasm/squirt
➕$10 stuffing
➕$15 lemonade
➕$15 custom pictures

Items are sent in discreet packaging. I will send you a message with your tracking information.
📦 $10 for flat envelopes (panties, hosiery, etc.)
📦 $15 for small boxes (jars, bulk items, etc.)

🤑 Payments need to be immediate and there are NO HOLDS.

⚠️ For my privacy I dont show my full face.
⚠️ I do not do s** cam or any live video unless you are a trusted buyer
⚠️ I do not do in person or real meets.
⚠️ I will always show proof of shipping.
⚠️ I am not responsible after shipping.
⚠️ No returns, exchanges, or refunds.

18+ ONLY🔞
All my photos, videos, content, and information on this website belong to me. I do not give permission for any of my content, items, or likeness to be shared or redistributed by an individual or entity. If you use with out my consent it will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal prosecution.