Keyholding Service

I'm a hilarious fuckin disaster 🤣

Wanna know what I offer, check my listings. Message if you want something and you aren't sure.

💫Top 0.1% seller in my first 5 weeks...
✨Out of 10✨
😌 Face - 7
💃🏼Body - 4
😆Sense of humour - 15
⌚Time for your bullshit - 0

Major praise kink. I only switch and sext for the right ones.
Domme style - anywhere from soft to brutal 😈
Sub style - spectrum of bratty to beggy 😏

💋All content is solo unless collaboration with another seller!

🚫 No couple content/condoms.
I don't squirt and I don't smoke.
No raceplay, age play, breeder, 🍫, bugs, animals, abdl.
JOI is rare; and if in the unlikely event I agree to, I like to see what you're doing. Audio for that can be tricky on my end, too, unfortunately.
Oh, No full frontal nudity. I show all the goods but I'll never be fully nude 🚫

I always keep your stuff between us unless agreed otherwise. I expect you to do the same ❤️

@Jessthesissy is mine, he doesn't like to buy from others and generally sends the odd tip at his discretion. Leave him alone.

Gifts and tips always appreciated.
🎁Amazon: https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/2WP9WEO418VFT?ref_=wl_share
🎁Throne: https://throne.com/calamitykaila

I don't have any control over delivery companies and I don't do refunds.