FINDOM CONTRACT

This contract can now be paired with Chaster Premium to keep you locked and drained simultaneously.

The exact terms of the debt contract are dependent on the down payment and the length of the debt. You can expect steep usury, strict repayment deadlines, and compounding interest.

When you message me be prepared with Revolut, Venmo, Wishtender, or Cashapp. Alternative platforms require an offset to compensate for fees charged by 3rd parties. Additionally a 5% inconvenience fee for each transaction that is not through a preferred payment processor.

This debt is insurmountable. The contract will hoodwink and bamboozle you. Everything you knew will change. Abiding by the terms will require extreme sacrifice. Failure will only lead you towards a spiraling rabbit hole of more debt and despair. Eventually the loan will be codified as true debt. It will be your nasty inheritance. Pa**ing your Findom debt to your loved ones. You'll pay me for eternity.

To afford this wallet f**king you must cancel all subscriptions. Switch to the cheapest hygiene items. Steal tissue paper and soap from truck stops. Shop for rice, beans, and ramen at Aldi. Rehome your pets. Rehome your family. Sell every possession. Borrow from your few remaining friends. Downsize your house. Drink nothing but tap water. Disconnect your refrigerator.

4000.00 USD 40000

Metodi di Pagamento

Venmo CashApp Carta Regalo Amazon Stripe

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