Think Your 🍆 Is A 10/10? Let Me Be The Judge!

The Ultimate d*ck Rating Experience

Think you’re packing? Let me be the judge. Submit yourself for my expert evaluation, and I’ll tell you exactly where you stand—whether you’re a legend… or just laughable. 🤭

▪️Basic Text Rating (1-2 sentences)– $10
A short, honest a**essment. I’ll give it to you straight—no fluff, no filter, just the cold, hard truth. (Pun intended 😘)

▪️Detailed Text Rating (paragraph) – $20
A full breakdown of what you’re working with. Expect honesty, wit, and maybe a little sarcasm. If you can’t handle the truth, you might want to stick to the basic package. 😏

▪️Audio Rating (2 min) – $30
Hear my voice as I react. Will I moan in approval or try not to laugh? Only one way to find out!

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🟣 Customize Your Experience 🟣

▪️Praise or Humiliation (+$10) – Do you want me to build you up or break you down? Choose wisely.
▪️Name Mention (+$5) – Want me to whisper your name while I judge you? That’s extra, of course.
▪️Priority Service (+$10) – Can’t wait? Pay up, and I’ll put you at the front of the line.

😈 Are you ready to be judged? Submit yourself to me, and let’s find out if you’re truly worthy.

10.00 USD 100

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