Strapless Jock

Research, gym, 🍆, repeat. Funding my education, but also buying extra teaching materials for my students.

Yeah, I'm a geek; I do research and teach, play music, tinker with shit. The kind of guy where you wouldn't expect is a 🐖 based on that description, but might wonder if I am when you see me, and easily figure once we start talking.

The 🍆 leaks like a damn faucet, so between that and getting ridiculously sweaty at the gym, the jocks and underwear get worn out pretty quickly. So here I am to replace my gear and fund my education while I'm at it.

I have more than I have listed right now, but just haven't gotten around to taking photos yet.

Check out my X under the same name.