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Hey there, I’m MissMer! 💋

💖 Miss—because I’m a single pringle, waiting for the right hands to… unwrap me. 😉
💖 Mer—because once you get a taste, you’ll be hooked (iykyk).


✨ A little tease about me:
🔥 46-year-old Scouse-Chinese GILF (who definitely doesn’t look her age—go on, take a guess 😉).
🖤 Black mid-length hair, sultry brown eyes that might just hypnotize you.
💃 Slim, s**y, and just the right fit—Size 10 | 34B | UK 5 shoes.
👓 - to allow me to see everthing in detail
🚭 Non-smoker, but I do love a good puff… of my vape. 😏
🐾 Allergy alert: I have pets—so if you don’t like a little fur and a lot of tail-wagging, we might have a problem.

💦 Things that make me melt:
Keeping fit (especially swimming—think Baywatch, but better 😉), all things crafty, baking up a storm, and learning new skills—which is exactly why I’m here. 🤪

By day? 😇 Sweet, sophisticated, and a little tease.
By night? 😈 Oh, honey… I don’t just unlock potential—I make sure you reach it. 🔐

💬 Message me first—knowing you want me is such a turn-on. 🤪 But if your bio tempts me enough… I might just break my own rules.

I prefer to chat to buyers to build up mutual trust as it makes the purchase more fun. But hey, if you’re more of a straight to the point type, I can be a good girl and give you exactly what you want. 😏

📱 Telegram preferred—serious buyers only (a little tip shows me you're not just here to waste my time).


Now, tell me… are you ready for me? 🍍💋

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Please don't ask for free things, I also have bills to pay plus it's rude

Life can get busy, so I kindly ask you to respect your time and mine. I always reply back to messages as soon as I can

Audio and video customs - please allow up to 48hrs for this

If you request something and then 👻 I will leave feedback

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Below are a few things I offer;

🔸️Clothing
Socks
Tights
Shoes
Trainers
Gym clothes

❗️Polite notice max wear is 3 days for hygiene purposes for the following items
❗️Lingerie
❗️Panties/Thongs

❗️£5 is added for any extra days for custom wears ❗️


🔸️All things spicy
d*ck ratings
s**ting
Humiliation
Shoes
Feet

Dom - some experience as a soft domme. Light up my inbox if you want humiliation
Sub - some experiece in this
MD - some experience in this

Some custom (please don't be offended if I refuse)

🔸️ Other bits
GFE
Adopt a bill
Rubbish(Bin)
Used items (Razors, foot packs)
Lemonade
Chocolate
sp*t vials
Fluids

⬇️ Please take note ⬇️
🚫 I will not show my face
🚫 I won't do topless pics
🚫 I won't do full nudity
🚫 I won't do s**ual content
🚫 I won't do a**l content
🚫 I won't do any taboo content
🚫 I do not offer video call
🚫 I won't meet up

Please don’t message me if you don’t intend on purchasing goodies!

I'm open to suggestions and happy to help with any requests you may have, drop me a msge and I'll make it happen 😘

If you don’t feel comfortable messaging me right away, you can just send me this emoji 🙃and I will ask you how I may help.
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💰Payment methods💰

💰Paypal - F&F Please ask
💰Revolut - revolut.me/missmer

Lavish this Godess and you will be rewarded 💋
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📦I do not cover the cost of shipping
📦 I am not liable for undelivered items. Once the item is with the the shipping company, I am not in control
🚫 No refunds
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⚠️ATTENTION: All individuals or institutions, studies, etc. who use this site or one of its sites and/or a**ociated for studies or projects have no authorisation or consent for the use of my profile or my images or videos in any form or forum both current and future. Use without my consent will be considered a violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal prosecution. It is also recommended that other members post a notice similar to this or copy and paste this.⚠️
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⚠️IMPORTANT⚠️
Any items sold to you are to remain for your personal viewing use only. You may not share with others, you may not use it for monetary gain, you may not upload it anywhere including social media, pornhub, or any other private or public outlets.
Failure to comply will result in legal action. I remain the owner of the original content and all rights to every item and its content.

*Please remember everyone on this site is a human being. Be it seller or buyer. We all want to be created with respect in a private community. I will not accept any form of abuse/hate or discrimination at all. You will be reported to the admin team for the protection of others on this site.