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✨I’m now showing face✨

Prices are going up everywhere, its time I did the same. I love you all and hope you understand 😘

💰My cashapp tag has changed and is now $MrsRobbins00 💰

Welcome to my page! I’m The Bored Housewife, but you can call me B! Since joining this site last year, I’ve been exploring my kinky side and really enjoying it! So far, I haven't come across a request that I’m opposed to, so let’s get creative! Getting to know my buyers isn't mandatory, but I really do enjoy it. I feel like it allows me to create an experience that is better suited towards you. This is my business and I take pride in my work. All of my wears are done to order, and all of my customs are done to your specifications. I love to please, and I want to make sure you are very satisfied 😉 Treat me well, and you can expect the same in return. I don't typically reach out to buyers, so if you want my attention, send me a message. If your shy, send me a purple heart 💜 Thank you for taking the time to read my profile!


A little about me: I'm a SAHM who loves to bake, exercise, and read (especially smut 😈) I’m a bit of a Harry Potter nerd 🪄 I also love to shop, can that be a hobby? 🤷‍♀️🛍
37 years old.
Athletic/thin build
5’6”
120 lbs
Brown hair
Green eyes
34A
Wear size XS or S
I love to eat healthy and give my body the fuel it needs. But sometimes I like to be a little naughty and eat sweet treats 🍪or a big bowl of bu*tery popcorn🍿😋
No tattoos
No perfume. I do sometimes use a scented lotion or lavender oil. If you prefer that I don't while wearing your items please let me know.
No smoking/drugs/alcohol
We have 2 dogs and 1 cat

Let's get naughty- I have a praise kink (please be genuine), a switch, CNC, CEI, sissy play, soft/mommy dom, taboo and kink friendly!

Like em sweaty? I have hyperhidrosis in my feet and occasionally my hands 💦

🎉✨Top 1% seller✨🎉

🤑Payment methods🤑 Cashapp, Paypal, KinkCoins, Amazon Gift Cards


✨️MENU✨️

🎥 Custom Videos: add on a video to any wear with no minimum! All other videos have a 5 minute minimum with some exceptions. Why the minimum? I take pride in my videos and its really difficult to make a s**y video under 5 minutes that isn’t rushed or clipped to the max. My husband is also available to help me make customs with no extra charge. Videos start at $7/min. Additional fees may apply.

📸 Custom photo sets
4/$15

s**t, audio, or video 👄
-Ignore: $20/20 min
-s**ting only: $20/15 minutes
-Audio call: $20/15 minutes
-s**t with unlimited pics/short clips: $30/15 min or $50/ 30 min
-Video calls: $35/15 min or $50/30 min Additional add ons to include fetishes


🍆 ratings: Praise, humiliation, or honest. About 4-5 min audio or video
Audio: $10
Video: $15 clothed, $20 lingerie, $25 fully nude.

Girlfriend or Best Friend experiences start at $60/day. Yes, I'm married, but that doesn't mean we can't do a GFE. You're unique, and so should your BFF or GFE. Let's create an experience tailored for you! 😘

Dom or Sub experiences start at $60. DM for more info

Control my Lovense toy, either the Lush or the Ferri, or choose both! $2/min per toy or $3/min for both

✨️My items✨️

All items include daily proof of wear pic, will be left out to dry, and vacuum sealed. Bundles encouraged!
Add ons
-Extra day $ price depends on item
-Orgasm $5
-No wipe $10 or $15 😉
-Squirt $20
-Creampie $5
-Stuffing (thongs and g strings only) $10
-Additional pics for any wear $2
-Video for any wear $7/1 min no minimum
- No shower $5 for the first day, then $10
-No deodorant $10/day 3 days max

Additional items. Shipping not included unless bundling.

-1 days worth of collections during that time $30 (other methods and options available 😉)
-Hair (from my head only) $15
-Foot dust $20 for 10 ml
-🍋 $15 for 20 ml
-Nail clippings (toes only) $10
-sp*t $15 for 10 ml, $25 for 20 ml
-Squirt $20 for 10 ml, $35 for 20ml
-Bath water $10 for 10ml, $18 for 20 ml
-Used tissues stuffed sandwich bag size $10
-Qtips 2/$1
-Foot bread $15
-Husband’s c*m $15
-a**Pops $5/each. Add on a video of me making it
-Baked goods available

If you don't see something, just ask! I am kink friendly and this is a judgment free zone ❤️

*Hard NO’s*
Meet ups

‼️Payment must be made upfront‼️ Spots are not held until payment is made


✨️I exercise 5-7 days a week. If you want to ensure that I do or do not wear your item while working out during that time, please let me know. Worn items will be vacuum sealed. All items will be mailed discreetly in either a regular letter enveolpe or a plain mailer. Please let me know if you have a preference or would like a tracking number. Shipping is included with panties only unless specified✨️


⚠️ I cannot offer refunds⚠️
If you have any clarifying questions or specific needs for your orders, please tell me! I want to make your order as good as I possibly can for you, please help me do so.

⚠️ Customs are made according to your requests and specifications, though I remain the sole owner. I may repurpose content at my discretion. If you would like your custom to be exclusive, there is an additional $40 fee.


⚠️ IMPORTANT!!! ⚠️
Any items sold to you will remain for your personal viewing use ONLY! You may not share with others, you may not use it for monetary gain, and you may not upload it anywhere, including social media, pornhub, or any other private or public outlets. Failure to comply will result in legal action. I remain the owner of the original content and all rights to every item and its content.


⛔️ ATTENTION: All individuals or institutions, studies, etc., who use this site or one of its sites and/or a**ociated for studies or projects have no authorization or consent for the use of my profile or my images in any form or forum, both current and future ⛔️