Who Likes Short Skirts?

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Hi! I’m Andrea (or sometimes Andre), a pansexual, genderfluid, AMAB (that means I have a cock 🍆, to be clear) enigma who enjoys wearing (and playing in) more feminine clothing items.

As my gender is, well, fluid, I also wear men’s clothing and you’ll find that posted for sale here too.

Unless otherwise stated, the clothing items I sell have been worn and washed multiple times. Feminine items have been previously played in/with and cum on (probably also multiple times) and washed, unless otherwise noted.

Prices reflect an additional day of wear just for you 📅 with no wash after, if desired. A proof of wear photo 📸 (no face) is included. No discounts for “you don’t need to wear it again” and/or “I don’t need a photo.”

US shipping 📦 is always included. No international shipping. Items are always sent in plain, discreet, packaging (often reused Amazon or similar boxes) and are sealed in ziploc bags .

Add ons:
➕ Additional days of wear: $5/ day if you want me to wear an item for additional days 🗓️. (Items are removed for showers and sleep unless otherwise noted; 1 additional proof of wear photo 📸 per additional day included.) Max wear for most items is 3 days total. Some items may be more/less.

➕ Fond farewell: +$5 if you want me to masturbate in/with the item one last time. Proof 💦 I’ve done so won’t be washed away and can be dried or left damp prior to shipping, as you like. Additional playtime available for $5 per “extra” load; ask if interested, I reserve the right to set a maximum number of loads, for my 🦴 health. A photo 📸 of the load and its origin 🍆 (if desired) is included. Video 📹 of the act is often available for $10 per minute. Videos always include the… ahem.. critical moment.

➕ Lemonade bath: +$5 for giving the item a good soaking in fresh lemonade 🍋 before shipping. Item can be shipped damp (not dripping) if desired. Or can be dried if you desire the scent only.

Message for custom item requests including:
👗🩳 🧦 Any specific items you’d like me to wear/use. If you have something super specific in mind (e.g. that dress that looks just like your hot co-worker’s, specific panties in your size, etc.), we can make arrangements for the wear and/or use of your choice for a negotiated cost.

😈 Anything special you are interested in me doing while preparing an item for shipment. Be polite, and don’t hassle me if I say no.

🚫 I don’t show my face, so don’t ask. 🙈
🚫 I don’t offer chocolate.
🚫At this time I don’t offer stand-alone digital content, only physical items.
🚫 I do not ship internationally.

💸 Payment is due before items are prepared/worn. Payments that remain incomplete for over 48 hours will result in order cancellation. These are custom order items and services so all sales are final. No refunds, returns, exchanges, or other malarkey.