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🌷April Deals🌷
- Buy one get one half price on all physical items (including bundles 😉)
- 1 free pre made video with every panty wear purchased
- Free lifetime access to my ‘Condom/creampie G Drive’ with every filled condom/cuck experience purchased
- Must quote ‘April Deals’ for these offers to apply.

Heyy 👋🏼 I’m Lola, just your average quirky girl with a secret naughty side 😉 I prefer to chat a little first and see if we have a good vibe before getting into the business side of things, please don’t be shy to pop me a message, I rarely message first 😝

Bad manners dry my pu**y up 🏜️ so if you can’t be bothered to say ‘hello’ in your opening message, or you don’t know how to say ‘please’, or you ask for something I’ve clearly stated I don’t offer (meaning you haven’t read my bio) you will be blocked. Manners and politeness are s**y 😏

The basics about me:
- Currently 8 months pregnant 🤰🏻😋
- 25 years young
- 4ft 9’
- Long wavy dark hair
- Some pretty tattoos
- Size 3 feet
- Fat a**, thick thighs, and itty bitty titties 😝
- Clothes size UK 8-10
- Sarcastic as f**k and loves a good (bad) dad joke 🤣

Since joining this site my mind has been opened up to soo many different kinks and I love learning about and exploring them!! Tell me yours and I’ll tell you mine? 😉

✨What I offer✨
- Panties
- Socks
- Shoes
- Gym wear
- Other clothing (sizes UK 6-16 available)
- Cuck items
- Custom wears
- Custom content
- Pre mades (message me for a list)
- Other 🍋👀 content
- Vials
- Pictures
- Videos
- s**ting
- d*ck ratings
- Ignore calls
- Experiences
- Miscellaneous items (foot dust, pubes etc)
Feel free to ask about anything not listed, I’ll try my best to accommodate 😊

❌I do NOT offer❌
- Talking audios
- Showing face
- a**l/a** play
- Video calls (ONLY ignore calls, no other types of video calls/cam sessions)

📦Postage📦
- Royal Mail (included in my prices - 24 hour tracked)
- Evri parcel shop
- InPost lockers (via Vinted)
🌏International £10 (Royal mail tracked)🌏 - please note - there is always a risk when ordering miscellaneous or edible items. You will NOT be given a refund if your package doesn’t make it past customs. Order at your own risk.

💰Payment methods💰
- Revolut (preferred)
- PayPal
- Bank transfer (via a link)
- Amazon Gift Card (only for digital content under £20)
- Lastly, Kinkcoins, if that’s your only method

All clothing items are worn at your request, just how you’d like them with proof of wear pictures included in the price.

Although I love to chat, I’m not a huge fan of having my time wasted, so please don’t take advantage and string me along if you have no intention of making any sort of purchase.

If you’ve read this far, well done 👏🏼🎉 message me your best cheesy joke (if it’s decent enough I’ll give ya £5 off any order over £30 😉) let’s get the laughs going and have some fun together 🤪

Tips and gifts are never expected, but you’re always welcome to put a smile on my face 🫶🏼
Revolut (preferred method): https://revolut.me/lolasammes
PayPal: [email protected]
Amazon wishlist: https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/2WY8UYWVQW46C?ref_=wl_share

🔴All orders will need to be paid for within 24 hours of the order being created. Failure to do so will result in order cancellation, a negative review, and being reported to admin. Please do not waste my time if you have no intention of paying🔴

💥I do not offer refunds💥