Loser Tax

Hey Honey, let us introduce ourselves. Old user: twoladybugs We are a married milf couple, trying to make a little extra cash on the side of our full time jobs. Minimum wage doesn’t pay the bills. We’re Bi-curious wondering if anyone is hot enough to turn us the other way. We don’t bite (unless you want us too) send us a message with any questions or requests. 😘💦😏
PLEASE REVIEW US AFTER PURCHASE. No further dealings until that first review is made.
🛑 If you don't like big/skinny girls then we're not right for you. 🛑

AVAILABILITY FOR FILMING:
Monday: Afternoon & Evenings
Tuesday: All Day
Wednesday: Evenings only
Thursday: Evenings only
Friday: Evenings only
Saturday: Evenings only
Sunday: Evenings only
We are able to do pictures ANYTIME.

💸💸 Payments 💸💸
✔️ Paypal @twoladybugs only.
Make sure to send through ‘friends and family’

🖤 Get to know Hanna: 🖤
BRITISH
👶 MILF (gave birth to 2 kids)
📏 5'7, skinny The Ty /thin, size 8
👢 Shoe size: 6
👙 Bra size: 34B/C
🖋️ Tattoos: A few on arms, leg and back.
💉 Piercings: yes, lips (facial)
👃- recommended days for wears
🩲, 2-3 days
🧦 , 5 days

🌷 Get to know Lucy: 🌷
AMERICAN
👶 MILF: (gave birth to 1 kid)
📏 5'4, curvy/thick, size 16
👢 Shoe size: 6
👙 Bra size: 44F
🖋️ Tattoos: almost naked skin
💉 Piercings: yes, nose.
👃- recommended days for wears
🩲, 5 days
🧦 , 3 days


🚨🚨 We don't accept any form of crypto currency and we will not go off-site without some form of payment in advance.
Let's not waste each other's time. 🚨🚨

🏳️‍🌈 LGBTQ+ friendly

‼️‼️ Hard No's ‼️‼️
❌ Anal
❌ Age-play
❌ Animals
❌ “chocolate” unless in underwear
❌ Race-play
❌Fat/Skinny shaming
❌Telling you to harm yourself
❌Tenga Eggs/Egg Laying.
❌We won’t crush bugs.
❌ No Video Calls (unless we don’t have to speak)
STANDARD PRICES:
£20 per 5 minutes of video.
25 Minutes of video for £60
60 minutes of video for £90

£3 per custom photo or 10 for £15.

5 Min Video Dick Ratings:
Voice: £3
Clothed: £5
Underwear: £10
Naked: £15
Extras like, touching will be charged a little more.



Toenail/Fingernail clippings: £5 for one foot/hand or £10 for both.
10X Ass/Pussy gummies: £12
Foot/Bath water Vial: £10
Pee Vial: £13
Bottle of piss 500ml: £20
Spit: £2.50
Pubes: £2.50
Time of the month 🍅: £12



📦 Shipping prices are NOT included in the price of physical items, you are required to pay for your own shipping. Once package is dropped we are NOT responsible for any issues, as we do not control the mail.
We are UK based, please take that into account when buying from us. 📦

👙🧦GENUINE WEARERS🧦👙
We wont just wear for a pic and then send off. You’ll get our full tangy sweet scent!

💥💥 We are both available for custom content, and wears. Messages are mainly managed by Hanna. Dick ratings are done by BOTH of us or not at all. We do NOT do solo videos. The only solo content we offer is pictures. HANNA offers lactating content which is the only solo video she’ll do.💥💥

We do solo toilet videos also.
Due to issues with past orders we don’t do physical shipments to France.
🤧Allergy warning for buyers- We have three cats and a dog at home.

⚠️BUYERS: Any content sold to you is to remain for your personal viewing use only. You may not share with others. You may not use it for monetary gain. You may not upload it anywhere, including social media and Pornhub, or legal action will be taken.
We remain the owner of the original content.