Hockey Mouthguard

Hi Guys, you shy 41-year old neighborhood daddy bear here!

I'm mainly here to have fun and do what I can to get you off. So you'll never get a sales pitch from me, and I'm not here to promote a "fan" 🪭 page or anything like that. Truth be told, I buy a lot too! 🙃

Ya know what gets me off more than anything?
Guys getting off *my* stuff. 😈 Woof!

📊 My Quick Stats:

📏 Height: 186 cm
⚖️ Weight: 112 kg
🩲 Underwear Size: XL/XXL (US)
👕 Shirt Size: XLT (US)
🧢 Hat Size: 7 7/8 (US)
🚭 Non-smoker

I think I have a milder crotch smell, but I can "kick it up a notch" by c*mming daily in whatever item you like, to get a nice c*m-crotch scent.

I love skipping deodorant, so if you're into pit stink 🐽--I'd love to make your eyes water with a cotton-free shirt that holds in the stink.

If there's something specific you're looking for (and you don't see me selling it)-- please do reach out and say hi.

🧺 I only use unscented laundry detergent (and never use fabric softener or dryer sheets). So I promise-- you won't have any scent distractions (unless you want it).

🚫🐕🐈 Pet-Free Home

📬 Basic US Ground Shipping (USPS) is on me!
International, UPS and/or Express Shipping is also available-- just pay the difference.

I always ship everything vacuum sealed-- using a plain, unbranded padded mailer with a professional-looking label printed on my thermal printer.

Whatever you buy will show up as fresh and discreet as I can make it-- and I ask the same from any seller.