D*ck Ratings 🍆📏🍤

Hello, Welcome to my profile. 😊 I'm a well established seller on another panty site, but have decided to set up a full store here too!

Allow me to make all your dreams come true! I'm a highly experienced professional seller, top 12 on SP with 198 Amazing reviews! 💦

I'm a fun loving 40 year old English girl with a quick wit and a sharp tongue. A natural redhead, who's stereotypically fiery and most definitely a little bit crazy! 🤪 Don't be shy, let's chat, we can discuss how I'm going to fulfil those dreams of yours. 😉

⭐ What I Offer ⭐

🩲 Panties
🧦 Socks and tights/pantyhose
💸 Findom
🤑 Blackmail
🔐 Ownership packages
👠 Domme Services
🌈 Custom content on request
📸 Photo sets
🍋 Lemonade
🥵 Workout videos
🍭 pu**y pops
🏋🏻‍♀️ Gym wear
🍆 d*ck ratings
And much more!

👩🏼‍🦰 Get to know me 👩🏼‍🦰

🌍 I ship worldwide! 90% of my orders go to the USA
📦 My items arrive faster than any other UK seller (or so I keep being told!)
🏆 I've sold the most overseas panties!
💰 I'm a luxury, not everyone can afford
☀️ I hate being cold & absolutely love sunshine
🏋🏽‍♀️ I love weight training!
🧘🏽‍♀️ I'm a Personal Traininer, Yoga Teacher & Pilates instructor
🤝🏼 I run a sellers community
⚰️ I like all things dark and creepy
💀 I absolutely love skulls
🪡 I have many piercings
🧮 Too many tattoos to count
🖤 My favourite colours are black & lilac
🌿 420 friendly
👑 I make women up their game and men fall at my feet
🇪🇸 Currently learning Spanish
🍑 Athletic size 8, with a size 10 bu*t! (UK sizes)
👣 Size 6 feet UK (8.5 US)
👩🏻‍🍼 MILF
📘 Creator of Boss Babes Guide to Panty Selling & Beyond
💳 I only accept card payments via Buy Me A Coffee. So if you have a debit card, you're good to go!
🎁 Treats are always welcome, check out my wishlist on Throne https://throne.com/theredgoddess

⭐ What to expect ⭐

My Juices
🌺 I've had very heavy amounts of daily pu**y juice since I was a child, so there's always lots to work with.
🆎️ I don't have heavy flow so don't offer those products
👅 My taste is light on the tongue, but deep in flavour, and sometimes tangy and sweet. This changes through the month.
🩺 I look after my health so my scent is light and untainted by bad diet.

🦶🏼 My feet
I have a delecate scent. So if you want a heavy scent, you need my workout socks, especially if you add an extra day!

🥵 General odour
If you want my exclusive pheromones, you'll need my workout items. I lift heavy! Drop me a DM if I don't have any listed.

📦 Shipping 📦

Discrete external packaging and items are vacuum sealed unless otherwise requested.
My Poststage is flat rate;
P&P £10 for UK
S&H £15 for overseas - Tracked 5-7 working days (I'm worth the wait 😉)
📮 I post on Mondays (for overseas, this makes them arrive faster somehow)

🏆 I'VE BEEN REPEATEDLY TOLD MY OVERSEAS ITEMS ARRIVE FASTER THAN ANY OTHER UK SELLER! 🥳

⏰ Customs Timescale ⏰

This will be uploaded to your drive on a weekend, at least 5 days after payment is received. I put time and effort into these which I have to find time for, so please be patient. 😘

*NO REFUNDS* I always obtain proof of postage.

My cheapest items will always be £5 as this is the minimum payment. Required with the card processor.

All my items are made to order and sealed on the last day of wear, so they're fresh for you. No order is started without payment.

All items are 48 hour wear as standard, unless otherwise stated.

Any orders not paid within 24 hours will be cancelled and a negative review left. No ifs, buts or coconuts. 🥥

🚫 I don't show my face or pu**y.

Please excuse the blurring on the pics, I've got a lot of recognizable tattoos, which combined with bright red hair makes me easily recognizable, so I'm just trying to stay as private as I can. I hope you understand.

Are you looking at my bottom... of my bio? 🍑 Cheeky, I like you already 😜