Boo-ty Shorts 👻🤭

🎆Happy new year! 🎆 back after much needed R&R over the holidays 💗

I’ve been told both my taste👅 and smell delicious, I’d love to wear something for you while I’m playing … or …playing 😏😈😘
As far as my 👣 🙃 feedback includes “not anything like the socks I’ve bought from other sellers” and “best socks I’ve had the pleasure of…” 🥵 don’t miss your chance!

Midwestern mom with college+ education, neurodivergent (AuDHD) MYLF 😜 Athletic-ish, but standing up wrong can cover me in a sheen of sweat 💦 (I wish I were kidding 🥲) I nerd out over data👩‍💻 and horses🐴 among other things

League champion volleyball🏐 player! I play 12 games a week (minimum! 😈), ALL year long 🥰 Warmer months means sand volleyball, but October-April is indoor/hard court play; perfect for 👃🏻🧦 aromatic socks 😏 Weekends often involve manual labor💪🏻 + sweat equity💦 + operating heavy machinery🚜 on the farm.

Play time, outside of the bedroom 😉, means fishing🎣, being on- or in 😜- the water 🏊‍♀️🚤 or a bonfire🪵🔥, with a cold beverage🍺 in my hand. Puzzles🧩 keep my mind sharp, crochet🧶 keeps my hands busy and smut 🌶️📖 keeps my thoughts dirty. 🥵

5'7" / 175lbs +- / 36DD / thick thighs / brown eyes / brunette / piercings + tattoos / Shoe 7.5US / Size: M-XL or 10/12

I can be a brat 😇 proceed at your own peril? 😈😏 All wearables include minimum 24 hours of wear and shipping within the US!

🫶🏻Tips appreciated🥰
CA $laineyjay87
WL: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2Q61O4FAXJIKU?ref_=wl_share

Offerings include:
Panties🩲 thongs to fullbacks and everything in between (size: M/L)
Socks 🧦 no shows to knee highs
Swim Suits 👙
Bras 🍈🍈 (sports bra, bralettes, etc)
Feet 🦶👣 pictures 📸
Used Vapes 😶‍🌫️
Requests reviewed 👀 and accepted ✅ on a case by case basis.

*I have 🐈s, please let me know if you’re allergic so I can accommodate accordingly 🫶🏻*

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