All Black Vans

*Farewell lovelies! It’s been fun. I’ll see you later 😘*

Welcome kinks and kinkettes! I’m Calliope, a midwestern woman in my late 20s. I work out regularly to maintain my killer curves, which I know you’ll love. I’m in the office by day, and the fantasy smut world by night. We all know the fantasy smut girls are a freaky type, that’s no different with me. I’m not only an avid reader, I’m also a gamer! Recommendations are always appreciated. I love spoiling my buyers, especially ones that form bonds with me. While being dominant in day to day life, I’m begging to be a… good girl at night!

I started selling for some extra income and to fund that terribly dirty fantasy smut addiction, but I fell in love with soaking my panties for you. I know once you get a taste, you’ll be begging for more!

What I offer:
-Panties (don’t see a specific panty on my shop that you like? Reach out and let me know what you’d like!)
-Bras
-Socks
-Add-ons for items listed above
-Custom pictures
-d*ck rates
-Erotic short stories
-Rate my a**ets
-Custom a**et canvas art
-Custom videos (reach out with your ideas first!)
-Fetish candy (no insertion)
-Used products (chapstick, toothbrush, scrunchies, floss picks)

What I DON’T offer:
-Skype/facetime/video chatting
-Phone calls
-Google drives (in the process of making this something I do offer)
-Stealing panties
-Relationship or family content

I only accept cashapp or PayPal!



1. My stock is made to order. I vacuum seal all of my juicy products and take various requests. All physical products come with a thank you note, a tracking number, and a little surprise!



2. No service I offer will be free. I expect payment up front. I don’t offer any refunds. 



3. Just because I’m a seller doesn’t mean I’m not a human. I will not concede to any sort of negativity or disrespect. You want to play stupid games, you’ll receive stupid prizes. If you’re an a**hole but still looking to buy one of my products, there will be an “a**hole fee” tacked on. The energy you give is the energy you receive from me. Act appropriately and I’ll be putty in your hands.



4. I will not give any of my personal social media (Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook, etc.) information out. If that is what you look for in a buyer, then it won’t work out. 



5. I love the connections and bonds that I've built with people through this community. I understand some can be shy about approaching a seller. I'd love to get to know you no matter what! I'm an open book so ask away! I will show my face to people who ask, but I try to remain as anonymous as possible on this site. I will only send pictures of my face if we communicate off-site.