Drain Tax

Every good little paypig has an obligation—to fund my indulgence while getting absolutely nothing in return. You exist to make my life easier, to ensure I never have to lift a finger unless it’s to spend your money.

Here’s how it works:

✨ You send me your “Drain Tax” (min is $50) – a set amount of money for the week. Think of it as your tribute for simply existing in my presence.

✨ I’ll spend it however I please – whether it’s pampering my perfect feet, buying a new outfit, or just enjoying the fact that you’re broke because of me.

✨ If you impress me, I might show you how your money was spent – a receipt, a picture of my freshly pedicured toes, or even a laugh at your expense. But only if I feel like it.

✨ Want to keep paying? Good. You’ll be rewarded with the satisfaction of knowing your purpose has been fulfilled. If not, you’re disposable, and I’ll replace you.

Your wallet is mine. Your paychecks? Mine. Your dignity? Long gone. This isn’t a game—this is your reality.

Send now and accept your place at my feet. 💜

50.00 USD 500

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