Eat My A** 😋 🤪 🐷😈

Let me help make what you need and want😉😈


Husband, father, and daddy to some 😈
Construction 🚧 👷‍♂️
Forestry 🌳 🌲
6'5, 215 lbs, rugged, and outdoorsy.
I love to hike, camp and explore what's out there in nature.

I eat clean and my favorite drink is water. Soda = 👎
Fast food = 👎

Open to custom videos, pictures, and ideas. Please do not hesitate to ask, or if you have a request.

I offer discrete shipping. I will send item in a ziplock to retain scents. I also handle my own mailing and print my own labels. No need to go to the post :-)


🗣 I'm open to chat so if your ever bored or curious about something, say hey! And remember, it never hurts to ask😈😉


I am kind, nice, BUT also do NOT tolerated bullsh*t or fakes. Please don't be scared to say hi, but please let's not waste one another's time. We're adults here, let's act like one. Be respectful, and I will do the same :-) be kind, and I will be the same :-)

Shoot me a message and say hi, let's chat and see what I can work out for you guys and gals 😈🙃
Don't see something you want? Send me a message, there's plenty more available. 😈

If you actually made it this far, say hi! Or throw me a lurking tip and I'll say the first hi!

Tipping me will definitelyyyy get my attention!😜



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