Honey_gravy

I watched Narnia once and thought what if I stepped through my wardrobe and became miniature strolling onto a woman's bed who gazes at me lustfully wishing to use me as a miniature human sex toy

The most polite thing a man can do is hold his wife's hair for her whilst she pleases another man

My name is Honey_Gravy I enjoy the industrial revolution as they built giant chimneys which you don't see much anymore, in my spare time I like making model ducks and going for walks as the sunrises on my day off so I can pretend Ive just finished work

I also like to pretend I'm a lamp, standing in the corner of my room wearing a lampshade