Hi there
Looking for trashed high heels not suede heels tho more like leather or patent plz 😜
Crushing videos with heels
I like Mary Jane strap black high heels the most /trashed well worn filthy ones
If you have any like that and would like to send photos of them that would be gr8t, Weird for some i get that, but for those who do like this stuff then feel free to megs me.
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