A friend just asked me to make a humiliating lock screen for her, featuring my feet with her name written on them. I'm a graphic designer for shits and giggles and wondered if anyone else might want something like this? (Custom, of course!)

Shoes off at the office, feelin cute in my little star socks.

2/2 - Oh, you thought it was all going to be serious art? Slav pig steals your panties!

I've always got a doodle in my noodle, thought I'd start posting some of the weird things I decide to let escape from my head.

WTF is with the food pics, right? Well, I keep hearing all over how hard it is to find a girl who can cook but is kinky. Thought I'd offer some assurance that we do exist - and if that might make someone happy today, that makes me happy.

2/2 Pumpkin pie from scratch, but I decided to try to use a puff pastry for the crust. Came out a little like a crown, don't you think? Now I need a matching cookie collar.

Pumpkin pie from scratch, but I decided to try to use a puff pastry for the crust. Came out a little like a crown, don't you think? Now I need a matching cookie collar.

I make my cran sauce from scratch. It's all about quality~

Aren't these just the biggest sprouts you've ever seen? Tossed in olive oil, salt and herbs, then pan-baked.

Guess who can cook?~ 1 Hr. brine per pound, baked to perfection, cooked breast down at first so the back meat is delicious, then flipped and basted with garlic butter.

In case anyone was wondering. Yes, they're real/natural. I was actually a late bloomer and wished to fit into a bra like this. Wish granted <3 I still have this bra, maybe I'll list it someday.

Relax! It's costume hair wax, rinses right out <3 The locks are preserved!

Princess by Day, Slave by Night.

Suspender vests are so cute, I'll never care if they're "in" or not.

My natural hair color, as long as I get enough sun~ No Dyes, No Filters, No Photoshop.

Simple and Cute.

Time to unwind.

Much more comfy this way...