Name: Petition For A...
Brand: Harpytalons
SKU: ATW021228196
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

Petition For A D*ck Name Change: Previous Naming Customers Only photo

venditore

Harpytalons

- ID Verificato

Has your little guy outgrown his name? Is he getting married? Is he running from johnny law? You can now file for a petition of change of name.

THIS LISTING IS FOR PREVIOUS NAME CUSTOMERS ONLY

Present a copy of your name certificate along with the desired name change (Same Length as your original purchase). Feel free to send an updated photo and a few sentences about why you're petitioning for this name change.

You may choose your own name, or I can name it for you.

I will send you a Printable PDF certificate of official name change for your records, or for you to proudly display (DIGITAL ITEM).

Once renamed, You are honor bound to use the name forever. In every bedroom situation, locker room, whatever... That's it's name now.

If you find that it's personality changes over time you can file for another Name Change where you can choose it's name or I can rename it for you.

🌈LGBTQIA+ FRIENDLY🌈
Please lmk you/your d*ck's preferred pronouns
If pronouns are unlisted I will a**ume He/Him/His

25.00 USD 250

Metodi di Pagamento

Messaggia il Venditore

D*ck Naming D*ck Rating D*ck Praise Sph Humiliation Praise Unique D*ck Penis Rating Penis Honest Honest Rating Rating Name Naming

Cerchi un posto sicuro per Comprare & Vendere Valutazioni Del Pene?

Unisciti al nostro Mercato Fetish e diventa membro della nostra amichevole comunità oggi stesso!

Unisciti Gratis Oggi

Più da Harpytalons

Message Tax: Small Talk & Basic Customer Service

Harpytalons

Message Tax: Small...

I'm not here to chat and be your friend and exchange pleasantries and message ad nauseum for no...

10.00 USD 100

Vedi Tutti gli Articoli di Harpytalons

Informazioni su Harpytalons

Just a harpy showing off her talons. I like my toes in the sand, snow, or dirt, connected to the earth and sea. I'm barefoot almost always, which means my feet are perfectly imperfect, i.e. wear and tear, and calluses. Shoes of choice: flipflops or comfy boots, although I can pull off the occasional heel. Foot Size: US 11 Wide

Ok, so I'm mostly into posting feet content, because I have feet, and they're giant, and I think making the content is super fun and I like weirding the neighbors out (making things awkward is LIFE). The rest of this place tho... omg... you guys....

About me: I'm overweight but "on the journey" and 30lbs down so far, but still pretty fluffy. I was 265, and now I'm 230. My bra size is a tight 40DDD, but I still try to cram them into DD bras.

I'm a X-lennial meaning I can remember a time before internets and cell phones. I'm way closer to 40 than 50. I'm told I look 39. Grew up with conservative parents but now my blonde hair is blue (or purple or pink or green or orange) hair and I have tattoos I regret. I unironically love Fall Out Boy and Jim Croce. My eyes are blue and there up here, damn it. Self portrait: 👁👄👁

I'm laid back and friendly. Sometimes funny. I can offer BFF (best friends forever) type experiences, but you'll forever be in the friend zone. I'm a social lover of expensive bourbon/whiskey/scotch, craft beers, and PBR. Matt Berry is my current celebrity crush.

I love my husband but he would be mortified if he found out that I was on here selling my used granny panties and honestly I think that's funny as all hell. I love him and respect *most* of his boundaries though so I will never show my face, I will never make nude content, and I will never talk dirty to you. I'm awkward AF though so honestly that's probably for the best, unless you like long weird pauses then laughing in your face.

I'm into spiritual and psychedelic experiences, nerdy sh*t, but I work too much to be in-the-know.

If you wanna pay my rent I could learn to be an awkward Findom. I have no experience and it will likely be awkward, but heck, my rent will be paid wont it?

ALLERGY INFO:
My house has pets.
I like to eat things that contain peanuts.
I don't smoke, don't wear perfume, barely wear deodorant
I do burn expensive incense (not that blue box nag champa sh*it...)

Harpytalons attualmente ha 33 articoli disponibili & si è unito a All Things Worn 1 anno fa

Vende anche i seguenti: