You're willing to pay for the privilege of cleaning up after me? That's hilarious. I've used these sponges to wipe down my kitchen counters, scrub away at last night's dishes, and God knows what else. They're stained, they're worn and falling apart, one's been singed somehow, and they're probably crawling with bacteria. But hey, if you're into that sort of thing, be my guest. 🧽
You'll get two used sponges, which have been thoroughly exhausted by my culinary exploits. They're not even worthy of cleaning my floors, but I suppose they might be good enough for you. Who knows, maybe you'll even get a thrill from using something that's been touched by my royal hands.
Don't bother, or should I say, good luck trying to clean them, though. They're beyond salvation. Just take them, use them, and be grateful that I deigned to sell them to you in the first place. Loser. 🧽
I'm Demeter, but you can call me Miss. I'm a London woman, slim and on the short side of 5'4, but don't think my height doesn't match my bratty attitude. I'm educated, intelligent, have a good job, and I thrive on teasing, tempting, and utterly ruining weak-willed souls like you. With a taste for the finer (and filthier) things in life, I delight in knowing you crave every intoxicating scent, every worn thread, every lingering trace of my power.
My collection of well-loved, sinfully used items is not just merchandise - it’s a piece of me. Socks that have graced my feet for days. Shoes that have shaken the ground I've walked on. Everything I sell carries a memory, a whisper of my dominance, a reminder that you exist to serve.
For the obedient and devoted: Special requests are entertained - for a price. I adore tributes, desperate little messages, and watching you squirm for my attention. An important note: I do not do nude content. Anyone ignoring this or pressuring me will be blocked. You have been warned.
Are you worthy of owning a piece of my world? Or will you forever remain on the outside, aching for a taste? 👅
POSTAGE:
🚫P&P is not included in the price of the item🚫
📦 UK P&P: £3 - £10 depending on size/weight of order.
📦 EU shipping: £10-40 (Depending on country and size/weight of package)
📦 International shipping: £15-45 (Depending on country and size/weight of package)
📦 Orders older than 48 hours will be deleted 🚫
🚫NO REFUNDS🚫
WHAT I OFFER:
⛓️💥 Socks - extra cost can be discussed for x amount of time worn
⛓️💥 Hair (from the brush and/or shower)
⛓️💥 Toenails
⛓️💥 Dirty Tissues / Make Up Wipes (Pack of 4)
⛓️💥 Q Tips (Pack of 5)
⛓️💥 Teeth Flossers (Pack of 5)
⛓️💥 Trash - size and cost to be discussed
⛓️💥 Disposable Sanitary Pads - a monthly offer - cost can be discussed for one day's worth of pads or a full week.
⛓️💥 Personalised Playlists - you tell me the vibe, the mood, and you let me work my magic - £1 per song
⛓️💥 Ashtray contents.
⛓️💥 Miscellaneous household waste - DM your ideas!
⛓️💥 Lemon Drizzle - DM for more info.
⛓️💥 Chocolate - if you want this sent to you, you better be paying upwards of £100+, minimum. I'm not even joking.
THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME ⬇️
Things I love: Music, films, tattoos, philosophy, reading, baking, money, conversation, the dancefloor, Stella Artois, smoking (cigarettes + vapes - where the smoking fetishists at?), making playlists (I'll make you one, for a price 😜)
Things I don't love: Lack of critical thinking, illiteracy, rudeness (you come to me with an attitude, I'll show you what attitude means)
🚨 All content created by me is protected under copyright law. Without my explicit written permission, I do NOT authorise or consent to its redistribution, reproduction, or use for any purpose, whether free or for financial gain. Anyone found to be doing such things will face legal action. 🚨
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