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Cla**icLlama

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*** have got my hands full (in the best possible way) right now, so I'm happy to receive your messages, but if you are looking for your next new buyer, it's unlikely to be me***

So, here we are again...
Back by popular demand...

Ok Ok, so no one actually *demanded* I return. But we're here now and you didn't block me in time, so let's just make the most of it shall we?

Don't let my charming exterior fool you - I make no claims of being the most prolific, or the most generous or the kindest buyer on the site. That all seems like a lot of work...

Get to know me and you too can expect these exciting highlights:

My track record of replying to messages is patchy at best, and I have been known to have a bit of a tantrum and go quiet for a while

I'll sometimes expect you to just know what I'm thinking without me messaging you

If I think you are annoyed with me I'll keep poking you, y'know, just to be sure.

Possessive and jealous in a way that is completely wrong for a site like this - To describe me as one of your favourites is THE worst thing...

I do seem to have this knack of keeping myself just out of your block list - you'll probably be irritated by me, but I'm not that bad. Usually.

Overall... 2/5 - Would not recommend.

But unfortunately...If you've made it this far, it's probably already too late, and you probably want to message me just to know WTF I am on about. And that's how it starts.... Mwuhahaha!!!

À propos de Cla**icLlama

28 Abonnés - 18 Abonnements - 10 Badges

Genre: Homme

Âge: 50+

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If anybody sees @brookesbottoms on the dash, please tell her to stop messing around, I'm waiting for her upstairs...

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Fuck it. Get the Easter eggs out. We'll buy some more next week.

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"When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go."

Unless you are dreaming of horny two-headed vampire dragons... DONT GRAB THE DRAGON'S DICK!!

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I mean, you CAN go by the top buyers list.. and you can even think of me while you're messaging, but it still won't be the same...

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A ajouté une nouvelle photo > #Imemewheniwantthursday

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The sunny weather has me horny and theatrical. Who do you want to join me in a sexy roleplay about?

Batman and Catwoman Dorothy and Toto Fiona and Shrek Princess Leia and R2D2

Voir/Partager les Résultats >

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Got bl0cked today for taking three hours to respond.... That's pretty quick by my standards 😂

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Evening all. Looking for a seller to accompany me to town this evening for a night getting pissed on Bacardi breezers and cheap lager, before heading to the local karaoke bar. Must be willing to join me in singing Grease megamix, Man, I feel like a woman, and I would do anything for love (but I won't do that). In return I can offer a three Mc chicken selects value meal with cheeseburger chaser, and some worldly wisdom about how I really REALLY love you, that kids these days don't know how good they got it and about how this all used to be fields. HMU

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Dear buyers. Please excuse @brookesbottoms from your inboxes as she is otherwise occupied and far too busy until further notice. Regards, Llama

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@classicllama : "could improve in some areas"

Come see what all the fuss is about 😜😜

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Llama will be talking in the third person from now on. To increase the drama.

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Happy start of British summertime to all the hardworking farmers out there. Don't forget to treat your favourite FILFs on their special day.

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I'm too perfect, til I show you that I'm not..

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My new kink is sticking cotton buds too far in my ears. I know it's wrong, but it feels so right 🤤🤤

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A ajouté une nouvelle photo > #anyexcuseforamemesunday

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𝘼𝙏𝙒 𝘿𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣𝙖𝙧𝙮 𝙗𝙮 𝙇𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙖

Buyer Tantrum.

𝗡𝗼𝘂𝗻:

an uncontrolled outburst of anger and frustration, typically in a young child.

"𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘓𝘭𝘢𝘮𝘢 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘸𝘢𝘵, 𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘶𝘺𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘮 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘭𝘬𝘴 𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴"

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Can I just say, that if you as a seller ask me why I'm up early, and I reply with 'fucking cats', I 100% mean that the little bastards were scratching the carpet and wanted to be let out the house. I was Not, I repeat Not, telling you that I'd been err...., well you get the picture.
Apologies for the confusion
#wrongtypeofpussy
#dontreportmetoRSPCA

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