Comprador
Hello and thanks for stopping by. Alpha male here looking to work with experimental sellers and those who care about having a quality long term working relationship. MESSAGE ME ABOUT MY KINK, THE ADMINS ARE VERY SENSITIVE ABOUT IT. It DOES include video and product shipped.
Payments:
👀 Amazon GC
👀 Cashapp
✔️ VERIFIED US sellers only and you must have at least 2 - 5 star reviews.
✔️ Private profile? No problem, I will happily block you.
✔️ Please do not call me any pet names ie: Baby, Daddy, Honey... they are all cringy AF and pretentious. Thank you
Things I'm NOT interested in:
🚫 Sellers outside the US. (Exchange rate is less favorable - impossible to ship product overnight without going through Customs. Shade Customs, man!).
🚫 Couples content (unless F&F)
🚫 Feet
🚫 Findom
🚫 s**ting
🚫 Wears of any kind
🚫 Any human with a penis
🚫 ANYTHING that comes from the OUTSIDE the body (ie., hair, nails, skin, etc.)
🚫 ANY drive packages
🚫 Any seller trying to lure people to their 3rd party sites : ie, OF, MV, SC, etc.
🚫 Any seller with goddess in their name... stop that silliness!
🚫 Any seller that took less than 3 seconds to create their profile
🚫 Pregnant Sellers
🚫 Beggars (those with a constant sob story)
🚫 Any cherry week items (those pesky b***dborne pathogens)
🚫 Sellers who's bio looks like a Salvation Army clothing store layout.
I have a very dry sense of humor, kind of dark at times but always fun. I'm a very approachable Alpha male looking to work with open minded sellers that can see the humor in my conversations and are willing to try an experience with yours truly. I think sellers mistake this for a BDSM / dating site and take it too far, it's merely an adult selling site like eBay or eBanned and nothing more.
✔️Holy Sh*t, you made it this far!?! If this sounds like you, drop in and say hello. Yes I DO like to be contacted first by a seller. 😉