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Hi there
Looking for trashed high heels not suede heels tho more like leather or patent plz 😜
Crushing videos with heels
I like Mary Jane strap black high heels the most /trashed well worn filthy ones

If you have any like that and would like to send photos of them that would be gr8t, Weird for some i get that, but for those who do like this stuff then feel free to megs me.

We may have a deal on them
/videos

Thank you🤩👍

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Whenever my wife uses the
phrase "I was thinking."


That means I either have to
move, build, paint, or buy
something.

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"First of all" in an argument
Run away! She has prepared research, data, charts & graphs to destroy you😂

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Today I went to the toilet without my phone or anything to read.

There are 94 tiles in the bathroom.

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A bloke sees his ex-
wife with her new
lover and decides to
wind him up, so he
shouts over,
"How's the second-
hand pussy?"
Quick as a flash
her lover replies,
"Great! After the
first three inches, it's
like brand new."

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I called to order a pizza
and they asked if I
wanted it cut into 8 or 12
slices. "Eight,"' I said."I
could never eat 12."

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a disco. There's a guy on
the dance floor break
dancing, moonwalking,
back flips, the works. The
wife turns to her husband
and says, "See that guy? 25
years ago he proposed to
me and I turned him
down.


Husband says, "Looks like
he's still celebrating!"

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I replaced my rooster with a duck...
Now I wake up at the quack of dawn.

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JUST PAID MY BILLS ONLY THING LEFT ON MY CARD IS
MY NAME AND EXPIRATION DATE😂

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My next door
neighbor just
confronted me
about items
missing from her
washing line.
I nearly shit her
pants

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy.
But other times I let her sleep in.

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Just saw my neighbour mowing his lawn. I said to him, “can you do mine too haha?” He couldn’t hear me over the lawnmower so turned it off and asked me to repeat. Absolute nightmare.

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When I offer to wash
your back in the
shower, all you have
to say is yes or no.


Not all this "who are
you and how did you
get in here?"
nonsense.

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I asked my wife why she married me.
She said “because you're so funny and make me laugh so much."
I told her I thought it was because I was so charming and good looking.
She replied. “See? You're hilarious!"

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